Our National Guard just will not work. We do know Sailors with saddles would be a big mistake. The way Obama is cutting military spending there will be many American servicemen looking for jobs.
Viking dad Shhh! how did this leakout? We may ask you to become Admiral of All Pacific operations. We most likely will have many important sounding ranks in our new government.
I plan to raise my own Militia. I will give myself the rank of Most Powerful General. We will lock up all Liberals and Federal Rangers etc. we will confisicate their arms. It looks like we will turn Yellowstone into a concentration camp for Greens, Liberals, hippies Grizzly bears and wolves.
We had planned to use the Liberals as slaves in the Mines and Oil Fields that Obama has closed. We have found however, that people who live on BS and Tofu are unable to do a days work.