i think that i have answered my own question again... Amazon.com: Ka-Bar Machete Kukri Md: 1249: Sports & Outdoors . . . fits the niche i was trying to fill and i know and trust the name it has on it... nvm guys
"You should see the damage, bronze. Huh? metal damage, brain damage. Heheheh. You listen bronze. I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller! I'm the Nightrider, baby .... .. .
and we ain't never comin' back!"