I'm at the office; when i leave, i will have:
a crapload of keys on two keychains - fishing tackle or use loops to hold things or form short chain.
about $113 in currency - bribe money for hitchhiking, kindling, or TP
a couple of credit/debit cards & my driver's license - useful as marker for search party?
a bic lighter - lighting fires or opening beer bottles
a iphone - music to eat bear by
a kershaw leek pocketknife - killing any available bears, aliens, or kidnappers
some paperclips & a couple rubberbands (accountant lint) - fishing?
i will be carrying a 1 terabyte backup drive in a bag that also contains some 5HTP & Beano - the 5HTP might be useful for remaining calm.
Never had a filtered 'rillo.
Dead Bears, the only good kind.