Originally Posted by yayamamasami
I win! You may all pay homage to the Great Nutjob!!! Hahahahahahaha
LOL , I want you on my team and your close , it were 126 Degrees with 300% humidity..!
. Ever eat Monkey crap .? Tastes like chicken.Reminds me of the time I spent in an active volcano , Hot , Damn HOT , Fire Hot , Melting granite HOT , ....YO "HOT"..! Sooooo HOT. Like walkin on the sun "HOT"..! Needs asbestos lips ("HOT") , "HOOOOOOOTER than HOT"..!
Then , coarse there were the time I was Hijacked buy a flock of terrorists Penguins..! Cold , soooo Cold , Stole right out ma crib , butt nakked , EeeK.! Used ta suck on "ice-bergs" to break in Ma new Teefs , Yeap , Soo Cold , Colder n than that , Pluto on a winter's night Cold , Brrr..Cold , coldest-er.! Bit right into it , the "Ice-berg" that is , Tastes Like Chicken , but Cold , colder than 117 year old virgin lost in the Artic sea COLD , Brrr.! Mmmm..!
Or maybe the time I were a professional Taradactical wrestler , Dry , so very , very dry..! Yeap , You know , the "Dino" bird ? Tastes like Chicken , Mmmm..! Talk about BBQ , EeeK..! So's dry ,
Dryer than the desert dirt dry , Eeek..!
Or the "BOMB" you know the "BOMB" yeap , they's sposed to drop it Nagasaki and Hiroshima ..? Well , It didn't make it all the way down ,High , so High , you know , defying gravity and alls..! Eeek..! Had to git out an Kick start them Sum-Beotchs , Yeap..! Higher then high , made Ever-rest look like a zit high , very , just , HIGH..! T'so I bit into them to giv em a push , Tastes like Chicken Mmmm..!
How's bout that Hitler thing ..? No biggie , By ma-self , won the war Yeap , Many of them Nazis , So many , many of them ! They tastes like chicken , no biggie ! Eeek..!
Then the the time I was attacked by farm animals ,
Stankin , smelly animals , sooo Stankin ,They'd keep a coming , No biggie , I ate em all , and ya know what , ? They tastes like chicken , but so stankin smelley , so like chicken , more like chicken than chicken..! YO..! Eeek..! Time out , you are the man..!
You the man , hands down..!
Tell me bra , you heard of LBJ..?
Too much time there , I bad..!
Time for a new icon , hero , tastes like chicken I'd bet-cha..!