If it goes BANG...I can repair it.
I can reload for just about anything (except 50BMG....YET...LOL)
If it needs nails, screws, glue, or a welder I can build it.
I can put your guts back into your abdomen, and do a fair job of stitching it back up (There will be a gnarly scar to tell stories about later).
I know how to jerk and smoke meat with scrounged equipment. I know how to dry fish and fruit ala the native americans I leaned from.
I can also build a solar oven to cook and also purify water.
I can ride a horse, and repair tack.
I can teach combat shooting to others ( I know Gun Fu and Ching Ching Pow).
I can tell the dirtiest jokes on the planet to keep people laughing.
I can do basic auto repair (especially on a chevy V8).
KEEP ME AWAY FROM ANYTHING REQUIRING COMPUTER SAVVY!
"If you take your hands off the back of my cruiser one more time...I will make your birth certificate a worthless document!"