contingency plan
Sounds like this one goes into the same file as "impact by Texas-sized asteroid" and "massive shift of the Earth's crust":
Contingency plan:
Move into an inside room without windows, get under a large and heavy piece of furniture, put your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye...
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