ground is covered in dirt where i live... just use a bit water to dampen your cheeks and grab some dirt. comes off pretty easy. in ww2 they used lamp black, otherwise known as soot from a fire to remove face shine. intricate patterns dont serve much purpose
deer key off movement and scent. scent blockers make you smell like a human covered in scent blocker. shiney face makes small movements easier to see by deer.
you dont need fancy stuff. dirty up and stay down wind.
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