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02-26-2013, 07:00 PM
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Hardships make or break people. -Margaret Mitchell-
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Absolutely! And cry.....
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God bless you. You are a man with a good heart.
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02-26-2013, 07:36 PM
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#142
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from the files of "adorable: weaponized"
Just had to share
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02-26-2013, 08:51 PM
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#143
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Originally Posted by winds-of-change
God bless you. You are a man with a good heart.
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Ya, I'm an old softy, but don't tell anyone. You'll ruin my reputation.
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03-02-2013, 05:27 PM
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#144
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Mark your calenders!
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"Educate and Inform the whole mass of the people. Enable them to see that it is their interest to preserve peace and order, and they will preserve them." ~Thomas Jefferson
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03-03-2013, 03:43 PM
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#145
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I was watching an episode of ‘Alpha Dog’ last night where soldier/handlers were being introduced to their new partners in preparation for deployment.
At the end of the training session the trainer said; “OK, that ’s it for the day. Carry your dogs back to the kennel, feed and water them.”
The soldiers promptly humped the dogs upon their left shoulders and started fast-walking back to the kennels.
Looked like the dogs were enjoying the ride!
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03-03-2013, 04:03 PM
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#146
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A reminder note written by a Dog:
Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats it or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, cow or chicken manure, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a face towel.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying Hello.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a squeaky toy.
And just one question:
When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?
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03-03-2013, 04:44 PM
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#147
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^^^^luv it^^^^
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An armed society is a polite society - Robert Heinlein
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03-03-2013, 05:32 PM
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#148
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Crazy as an outhouse Rat!
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Originally Posted by ellis36
A reminder note written by a Dog:
Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats it or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, cow or chicken manure, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a face towel.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying Hello.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a squeaky toy.
And just one question:
When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?
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that's funny! i like it!
i do need to teach some of mine these rules!
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03-26-2013, 05:16 PM
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#149
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A friend sent me this picture today. And I thought I would share it. It may have been here before but could not recall.
This is touching!
This is Willie General George Patton's Bull Terrior morning his good friend George's death on the day that General Patton died. Are they intellengent, are they loyal and do they have feelings? YOU BET!
I wonder what happened to Willie after the General died?
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03-26-2013, 06:41 PM
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#150
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I wonder what happened to Willie after the General died?
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Wiki answers said: "After General Patton's death in 1945 while in Germany, his Bull Terrier Willie, named after William The Conqueror, was sent home to the United States, and lived out the rest of his life with the General's wife and daughters." ....
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_happened_to_general_george_s_patton's_dog_wil ly
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