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Old 02-10-2012, 01:18 AM   #11
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Default My Home Made 5,000 V. Taser

WARNING: For indoor use only!

CAUTION: Only to be used on women!

IMPORTANT: For winter use only.

DISCLAIMER: Do NOT try this at home.

This is the home made taser I utilize that terrorizes my wife to no end. It's cheap, fast and effective.

What you'll need: Thick pile carpet. Good pair of house slippers. Cold temperatures, very low humidity, and one finger.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Drag your feet across the carpeting for 15-30 seconds. NOTE: Do NOT let your wife notice what you are doing!

Next: Creep very slowly and quietly behind your "wife / girl friend" as not to let her know you're coming. Extend index finger (your choice which one) and arm toward wife's / girl friends ear. When you see a bright spark jump 3 inches from your finger to her ear and all hell breaks loose...

You know you didn't rub your feet on the carpet long enough because your goal was TWELVE inches
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