and when you end up in a court of law with an illegal deadly weapon calling it a paperweight isnt going to carry much water when its obviously a set knucks.
you can paint daisies on a landmine and screw in some bolts to the side and call it a piece of "yard art" but its still a landmine.
"Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound." — L. Neil Smith
The problem with being stupid is you cannot simply decide to stop doing dumb things...
"I crapped my pants to avoid the draft!!" -Ted Nugent