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Old 10-14-2013, 07:41 PM   #251
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I thought you kept me around to shoot people in the @$$ and to give first aid for gunshot wounds using tampons and rum.

I'm confused. My purpose in life is now in question. I don't know what my future holds for me.

Aww GREAT! Now I really do sound like a dang stripper.
a male stripper who does stand-up comedy, and shoots people in the a$$ when they don't laugh at his jokes!
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Old 10-14-2013, 07:50 PM   #252
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a male stripper who does stand-up comedy, and shoots people in the a$$ when they don't laugh at his jokes!
Aww great. Lawsuits from people going blind, lawsuits from people getting shot, lawsuits from people who find out their medical care involved rum and a tampon shoved into the bullet wound...

I'm gonna die poor and alone.
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Nobody said anything.....about Glocks until you posted about your bacon dog who needs dentures.

What did somebody forget to engage their safety and shoot the dogs front teeth out? Or are we blaming that on the Glock shooters?

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Old 10-14-2013, 07:56 PM   #253
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Aww great. Lawsuits from people going blind, lawsuits from people getting shot, lawsuits from people who find out their medical care involved rum and a tampon shoved into the bullet wound...

I'm gonna die poor and alone.
ROFLMAO FUNNNY!!!!!!!

you're not alone, you got JW and me to keep you company!
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Old 10-14-2013, 08:20 PM   #254
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Woah there partner. Let's not confuse business and pleasure.

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ROFLMAO FUNNNY!!!!!!! you're not alone, you got JW and me to keep you company!
Always. I plan on being a starving gun store owner.

DeltaF, I believe those professions and hobbies cross-train easily. Or maybe you should just become a lawyer, so you can represent yourself in court for all those lawsuits.
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Always. I plan on being a starving gun store owner.

DeltaF, I believe those professions and hobbies cross-train easily. Or maybe you should just become a lawyer, so you can represent yourself in court for all those lawsuits.
which one is business and which one is pleasure?
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Woah there partner. Let's not confuse business and pleasure. Always. I plan on being a starving gun store owner. DeltaF, I believe those professions and hobbies cross-train easily. Or maybe you should just become a lawyer, so you can represent yourself in court for all those lawsuits.
A lawyer by day, stripper/bouncer/hitman by night.... I don't know, it sounds like the storyline for a cheesy hallmark movie.
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A lawyer by day, stripper/bouncer/hitman by night.... I don't know, it sounds like the storyline for a cheesy hallmark movie.
it sounds like an action/comedy/porno flick
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Haha take your pick.
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hmmmmm...........i can see Lifetime channel turning this into a made for TV movie already!
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