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Old 10-14-2013, 07:41 PM   #251
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I thought you kept me around to shoot people in the @$$ and to give first aid for gunshot wounds using tampons and rum.

I'm confused. My purpose in life is now in question. I don't know what my future holds for me.

Aww GREAT! Now I really do sound like a dang stripper.
a male stripper who does stand-up comedy, and shoots people in the a$$ when they don't laugh at his jokes!
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Aww great. Lawsuits from people going blind, lawsuits from people getting shot, lawsuits from people who find out their medical care involved rum and a tampon shoved into the bullet wound...

I'm gonna die poor and alone.
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Old 10-14-2013, 07:56 PM   #253
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Aww great. Lawsuits from people going blind, lawsuits from people getting shot, lawsuits from people who find out their medical care involved rum and a tampon shoved into the bullet wound...

I'm gonna die poor and alone.
ROFLMAO FUNNNY!!!!!!!

you're not alone, you got JW and me to keep you company!
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Woah there partner. Let's not confuse business and pleasure.

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ROFLMAO FUNNNY!!!!!!! you're not alone, you got JW and me to keep you company!
Always. I plan on being a starving gun store owner.

DeltaF, I believe those professions and hobbies cross-train easily. Or maybe you should just become a lawyer, so you can represent yourself in court for all those lawsuits.
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Always. I plan on being a starving gun store owner.

DeltaF, I believe those professions and hobbies cross-train easily. Or maybe you should just become a lawyer, so you can represent yourself in court for all those lawsuits.
which one is business and which one is pleasure?
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Woah there partner. Let's not confuse business and pleasure. Always. I plan on being a starving gun store owner. DeltaF, I believe those professions and hobbies cross-train easily. Or maybe you should just become a lawyer, so you can represent yourself in court for all those lawsuits.
A lawyer by day, stripper/bouncer/hitman by night.... I don't know, it sounds like the storyline for a cheesy hallmark movie.
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it sounds like an action/comedy/porno flick
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Haha take your pick.
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hmmmmm...........i can see Lifetime channel turning this into a made for TV movie already!
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Food for all the critics. This is how you pull them out of the woodwork. LOL

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