Which would pertain to the thread, if only it were titled:
"Show Us the most Pretentious, and Overpriced Shotgun
The topic here is 870s vs 500s.
OKAY. We get it! You've transcended, and meat and potatoes
guns are beneath you. Well, some of us here are stuck in
normal's-ville, with our humble basic pumps, and yes, some of
us grew up on BB guns and happen to like
stocks. Now I know why I, and the rest of us
but if we're so ignorant, lowly and beneath you,
Gawd, you must be a million laughs at a hunting camp...