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Old 04-24-2012, 01:51 AM   #11
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I have to say it... It's your funeral.
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I will go by way of cremation, as has my three sons and a brother. To the 'primordial ocean' I go released.
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I want to be buried in my truck because its never been in a hole it couldnt get out of chevy runs deep baby wooohooo
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Old 04-24-2012, 04:16 AM   #14
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I read where this guy who was integral to the design and development of disc golf had his ashes pressed into commemorative putters & sold to raise money for a foundation. It made me wonder about dildos and whether or not they would be willing to market one called "The GraveRobber".


I believe i have seen ads for shotgun shells loaded with ashes of the recently passed.
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Holy Smokes!: "Custom" Company Puts Cremated Remains in Ammo
One Pound of ash is enough to produce 250 shotshells.
http://myholysmoke.com/
Yep, you could be shot out of your shotgun with shotgun shells.

I prefer cremation. I don't want to be taking up any land space. As for the ashes, I don't really care. Dump them under the pine tree in my back yard. *shrugs*
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I prefer cremation. I don't want to be taking up any land space. As for the ashes, I don't really care. Dump them under the pine tree in my back yard. *shrugs*
Perhaps your ashes could be combined with some herbicide & dumped on those pesky woody weeds of yours?
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Those Holy Smokes shells look like a great idea as well. All 4 of my kids will inherit a shotgun. It would be pretty cool to have some ashes loaded into 4 boxes of 00 buck for thier home deffence load.

Daddy still protecting them, even in death! That's Cool!

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As a life-long plumber, I would like my ashes to be flushed. That way my final ride would be through some of the pipes I laid. I do like to lay pipe......
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You know what I want people to say about me at my viewing?

O-M-G!! Look at the casket! He's sitting up! He's still alive!
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i really want the hearse to show up an hour late for my funeral, anybody that knows me would appreciate that
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The only thing I really want for my funeral is what goes on my headstone...

Having a great time... wish you were here.
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