Still laughing at the Quail Revolt!
Ever see photos of some of the stores in cities where riots are trashing EVERYTHING- except the stores with conspicuously armed staff? Pump gun with a bayonet would be useful there.
And one serious lesson I DID learn about a bayonet on a rifle- when you are running, and trip, going ass over teakettle, you will NOT stick the muzzle in the mud and get a blocked barrel IF there is a bayonet fixed.
What we have here is... failure- to communicate.