Originally Posted by jpattersonnh
What scares me. Finding out that I'm still married to my ex and my wife is truely just a fantasy! Beat that you F@ckers, HAAAA HAAA.
What if your mom was 16 when you were born and then seperated at birth. 18 years later you stumble on this hot older chick and up marrying your mother....
"Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound." — L. Neil Smith
The problem with being stupid is you cannot simply decide to stop doing dumb things...
"I crapped my pants to avoid the draft!!" -Ted Nugent