Archery works beautifully in this case.
Ask someone else to hold the light.
"Some people call it a sling blade; some people calls it a Kaiser blade." Very quiet unless your girl sees you using it.
edit* I can tell you from experience that a noose is not the smartest way to go. "do i have it or does it have me...aaaaaahhhh!"
Dead Bears, the only good kind.
Some call it a sigh.(not sure of the spelling)