I'll take a GAU-8/A Avenger.
Work Hard Play Hard
My SHTF assault weapon and high-capacity magazine!
marlin 30-30,mini 14 223,.22,.22 magnum,12 guage Mossberg pump 500a,and a cuple .22 revolvers for close encounters of the 4th kind
I'd just call my plumer
For sheer simplicity, robustness, and completeness, my SKS.
Possibly my old M/N-M44...