What's YOUR New "US Senate" Model Gun Like!?
My brand new US Senate Model AR-15, made by Obamamaster (formerly Bushmaster) in China, comes with a three-round magazine and jams on every other round as an enhanced safety feature. Second-hand gunsmoke is filtered through a clear tube that is inserted into the back of your underpants. It only comes in .22 Short but makes a helluva lotta noise, is never on target, and although they won't tell me how much it cost I don't care because my grandkids have to pay for it which is ironic because they won't be allowed to ever own one.