Originally Posted by G23LCPK45
A Marlin .22LR brought by Santa on Dec. 25, 19..I don't know if Santa's attorneys permit this anymore. Each year I put out the cookies & milk and my list...each year he fails to duplicate the magic of that Marlin Christmas.
Due to the crossing of both state and national boundaries and threats of sanctions against Team Santa Claus by Hilary Clinton we regret to inform you that we will not be able to repeat the previous gift. All gifts of slingshots and bb guns are being reconsidered currently. Santa is very thankful for All donations of milk and cookies and regrets any inconvenience these changes may cause!
As always your humble elf.
U. B. Scrooged