Originally Posted by Donn
No. Till they start cutting the lawn or painting the house, the generic factory description's good enough.
Donn, your post reminded me of a great joke!
A guy walks into a bar and sits down at the end of the bar.Not long after, a sultry, voluptuous, 30-something brunette sits down beside him. They strike up a conversation and inevitably the topic of sex comes up.
After several drinks, the brunette says to the guy, "I'll do anything you want for $300!"
"Anything I want for $300?" he asks.
She replies, "Anything, anything at all."
The guy reaches for his wallet, pulls out $300 and hands it to the brunette.
"Paint my house," he says.