I finally got a safe on Black Friday (while most folks were acting like idiots fighting over over-priced-to-be-marked-down TVs and crap, Wife and I hit the LGS). Got a Superior Safe model Vintage 25, which was delivered and installed in a closet on Monday.
Had to take the door frame off the closet to get it in, but it's in there to stay, plus it's out of casual sight.
"Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Someone must have peed in yours." - Walter Bishop, from Fringe.