My XD45 on my side of the bed, Bersa .380 on my wife's side, 870 loaded with buckshot also in the bedroom, a few others such as my XD9 and Glock 27 stashed around the house in appropriate places.
"They're on our right, they're on our left, they're in front of us, they're behind us; they can't get away from us this time."
Chesty Puller, USMC, Chosin Reservoir, Korean War
"You cannot exaggerate about the Marines. They are convinced to the point of arrogance, that they are the most ferocious fighters on earth - and the amusing thing about it is that they are."
- Father Kevin Keaney, 1st MarDiv Chaplain, Korean War