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Old 07-01-2012, 08:13 PM   #11
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I may take you up on the offer. The flies are finally starting to annoy me. And these dang buzzards won't stop flying over me. It was a nice service, but a definite "I'd rather be anywhere but here" kinda day.
Ya.......I have been to alot of weddings-only one I actually wanted to be in though. Not mine-my best friends I'm not hitched and probably wont be for A LONG time.


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How can you smell BO over your own sweaty hoss ass??
Thats wat the alcohols for


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The ol lady and her friends are going to watch that in about an hr. Time to break out the cleaning supplies and the bottle.. What time you gonna be here Hoss ? Double whiskey on the rocks ? Any other takers ?
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I may take you up on the offer. The flies are finally starting to annoy me. And these dang buzzards won't stop flying over me. It was a nice service, but a definite "I'd rather be anywhere but here" kinda day.
I thought weddings were ceremonies and funerals were services? same thing i guess, haha
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It does make a fine aftershave....
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Yes yes they are the same.
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Weddings = Funeral of bachelor.. Ever notice that a mans I'll be home in 5 mins and a lady's I'll be ready in 5 mins are the exact same thing ?

... Just sayin ...
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Now that i study on it---------------------
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I always tell my wife that ill be there when i get there


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