Originally Posted by Anna_Purna
Impossible, I luv bears (except for the team) more than you hate them.
I assure you, the depths of my hatred for bears are deeper than the Marianas Trench; the breadth of my hatred for bears exceeds measure by even the longest range laser range finder-equipped expedition; the heights of my bear hatred are loftier even than not just the highest mountains, but the edges of space; and the duration of my hatred for bears will be for all time, as soon as I design a machine to dispense pelletized and poisoned portions of my deceased body to bear cubs world-wide.
I hate bears so much, that it would almost be worth being eaten by a bear if I could cause it to choke to death on my way to its gullet.
When someone says "bedevil" I think "bear evil".
I would give a kidney, a lung, a testicle (the larger one), and all my worldly possessions to swim laps in an Olympic-sized pool filled with the blood of all the world's bear cubs.
I would undertake a national bear sterilization mission armed only with bear spray and giant tazers and HUGE cattle prods and a rusty pocket knife, if only it were funded by the democraps and specifically forbade the use of anesthetics.
I HATE BEARS.