This Is A Drill.
 

Where are your safe key, your nearest loaded weapon, and your phone RIGHT NOW!?!?!?

Just checking. No responses required.

Loaded gun on my hip, phone and in my pocket.....I just got home. Typically when I'm on the sofa....Gun would be 10ft away on my night stand, phone would be next to it.

I'll answer anyway since all this recuperating/sitting around has me bored out of my skull. 1911 on the desk in front of me, phone here too. ;)

Phone is in my hand, Ruger 8 inches from my head, shotgun 2 inches from my bed. ( its between the night stand and the bed)

keys in room with mini and xd40, mags loaded and ready to go. I'm like a steel trap, ready to spring at all times.

Cell phone always on belt and on night stand at night always on (even when charging) HD shotgun within minimal moments anytime in house, all other firearms locked up in safe which takes a couple of minuets to open.

Phone is in my pocket, PX4 Storm on couch within easy reach. Don't have a safe, yet. There's also a beer within easy reach, just thought I'd mention that. :D

MMMMMMMMM! BEER Good! I think I'll go get one now.

Or as my visiting cousin from Wurzburg will say.

Bier Gut, ich glaube I'll go jetzt eines bekommen.

Actually, I just sent him to the store to get beer.

38 snubby in my front pocket, phone on hip, safe key on keyring on my belt.

I either have it on me at home(95% of the time), or if I'm wearing my lounging pants, I have one sitting on the end table next to my chair or my LCP in my pocket. Phone is on the table too.