Just had to post this:
A police officer pulled over a speeding car rural in Georgia. He walked up to the driver’s side window and asked the motorist, an elderly lady, for her license and registration. While retrieving the requested items the woman told the officer that she was carrying a .38 caliber revolver in her handbag and had two other pistols in the car, one in the glove box and the other in the center console.
“What in the world are you afraid of?” inquired the officer.
“Not a damn thing!” she replied.