[cgersty]

I heard she reached for his glock but pulled out a deringer! Lol

[cgersty]

Then got upset because it was a single shot and fired blanks!


Ok seriously I'm done!

[partdeux]

damn, it was only a squib

[cgersty]

Better than a burning red tracer, or green for that matter lol

[potentialglock]

Lol I don't even own a glock. I swear I've told the story behind my user name multiple times

[Pasquanel]

Originally Posted by winds-of-change

Here is where punctuation makes a difference............

It's not beyond the realm of possibility that I may have proof read this through the bottom of a beer bottle, that being said punctuation is for sissies!

[phildenton]

Originally Posted by Pasquanel

It's not beyond the realm of possibility that I may have proof read this through the bottom of a beer bottle, that being said punctuation is for sissies!

Disagree, think about a couple statements:
Your $100
You're $100

The first sentence indicates you own $100, where as the second one indicates you are $100 meaning your pimp just sold you for $100.

[Donn]

She's gonna find out sooner or later. If it's a deal breaker, better it be sooner.

[Colby]

Originally Posted by JonM

The first time my wife and i met face to face i had picked her up at the airport and told her hope you dont mind i always travel armed. Then i pulled my desert eagle 50ae out from between the seats and showed it to her. She didnt freak out and wantedto hold it. I knew we would get along just fine after that.

My girl test was always show her a gun and see the reaction. Any negative reactions and i knew she was a clod right off the bat and not worth my time.

Oh and yes we did meet online. She was from california i lived in texas. We havent been apart since the day we met face to face. Married fifteen years now. Gave her that desert eagle as wedding present.

That is a very good story! There is hope!!

[HOSSFLY]

Originally Posted by phildenton

Disagree, think about a couple statements:
Your $100
You're $100

The firat sentence indicates you own $100, where as the second one indicates you are $100 meaning your pimp just sold you for $100.

Learn to spell before being critical of others punctuation
Also google "sarcastic"--Pasquanel, I & many others here are that quite a bit here & you should learn to understand when its being used