Originally Posted by stoppingpower
Instead of stuffing a sock on your crotch to look bigger just appendix carry a desert eagle. You'll look hung and you can protect yourself. Win win.
The first time my wife and i met face to face i had picked her up at the airport and told her hope you dont mind i always travel armed. Then i pulled my desert eagle 50ae out from between the seats and showed it to her. She didnt freak out and wantedto hold it. I knew we would get along just fine after that.
My girl test was always show her a gun and see the reaction. Any negative reactions and i knew she was a clod right off the bat and not worth my time.
Oh and yes we did meet online. She was from california i lived in texas. We havent been apart since the day we met face to face. Married fifteen years now. Gave her that desert eagle as wedding present.
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Last edited by JonM; 02-07-2013 at 12:22 PM.