Once, while i was sighting a rifle a few month's before deer season. The guy was trespassing on our friends property and thought it would be "fun to shoot at real people". Luckily foe us He missed and hit the gps on our quad. Unlucky for him the land owner was chief of local PD.
Same weekend friends thought it would be funny to test bear mace on me, worst pain i ever felt.
Freshman year at college, minding our own business at a party. Two unsubs barge in look around the room, pull a gun and started shooting. I'll let your imaginations finish that story