Home owner in Fla shoots naked man attacking Rotty...
 

... and some wonder why we pack heat ??
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/02/16305397-homeowner-shoots-naked-intruder-found-choking-dog-police-say?lite&lite=obinsite

I know how I feel about my dogs (who are admittedly too friendly sometimes)... but HOW HIGH did this guy have to be to attack and choke a Rottweiler ??? Anyhoo... Good on the homeowner!!

Fighting naked with a dog?! It think I would rather be shot. Too many important things out there to be bitten off!

:D Ha ha... When this moron sobers up he may realize he DID get off lucky then!!

Now, that my friends, is what is known as "Kinky Sex." If it had gone on any further he would have had the dog in leathers and chained to the dog house.

Another zombie attack.

Naked, Irrational? PCP. Whenever you have NAKED people running around in public doing really weird things... Think PCP. PCP interferes with a body's ability to control temperature. They feel over heated and strip down.

Maybe he was a Spartan, going through the Agoge.

Bahahahaha and he was screaming "prepare for glory!"

This... Is..... Miami!!!!!!!!

Did he spartan kick the dog? Was there a bottomless abyss nearby?