Why, no- I am MUCH better looking!
Thought you knew- on-line everyone is 6'2", slender, has 6 pack abs, and dark curly hair.
In real life I am that sweet little old man down the street that looks like a cross between Santa and a garden gnome. Lulls them into a false sense of security, until they find the character played by Jack Nicholson (H-E-R-E-S JOHNIE!) was inspired by me when I got pissed off by a telemarketer.