Expect a cone of flame that immolates all that stand before you.
Expect a slight jolt that reacts with the nerve endings in your hand, sending impulses through your body, ending at the junction betwixt your legs, and spilling your seed.
Expect spontaneous beard growth.
Look for the urge to take off your belt, make a sling, commandeer a UH-1H, strap the Ruger in, and do some door gunning.
Expect women to dew up in your presence.
If you're a real man, get 2 and dual wield....