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Old 07-08-2011, 03:53 PM   #71
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So I was doing a shoot at the local Farmington Area Gun Greet Operational Training Seminar (Spell it out, honey), and the Glock boys saw my Sterling, and called me a poo pirate.

One, a lanky boy named Chas, asked what I did with a pistol so small. I told him I'd put 8 in his center circle, then I'd fling acid in his face.

We're going out Saturday. Wish me luck!
Could you see if he has a straight brother or friend? Maybe we could double date.
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The one thing about the Sterling that makes me want to claw my eyes out is cleaning.

I tried to run a patch through. I couldn't get it in. I looked, and silly b***h, it was dry. I chuckled, then lubed up the tip on my rod. I eased it in slowly, then firmly. I pushed, and pushed, and then finally, it came. I had dirty stuff on the end of my rod.....
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Could you see if he has a straight brother or friend? Maybe we could double date.
Honey, it takes a man like me to be a woman like me.

But I'll ask.
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The one thing about the Sterling that makes me want to claw my eyes out is cleaning.

I tried to run a patch through. I couldn't get it in. I looked, and silly b***h, it was dry. I chuckled, then lubed up the tip on my rod. I eased it in slowly, then firmly. I pushed, and pushed, and then finally, it came. I had dirty stuff on the end of my rod.....
Oh, spectacular. You should know better than to try to run a dry rod through like that. Your not new to this, are you?
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Oh, spectacular. You should know better than to try to run a dry rod through like that. Your not new to this, are you?
No, i had a few too many Appletinis, so forgetting to lube it was an oversight....
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Again, come on down to P.town and 'hang out' with me and the boys. It will be a fabulous time.

I nominate it to be the location of next year's FTF M&G!!
Checking for reservations, girl!
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Check on a group rate.
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If we can't get in I know a place where you can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, you can do whatever you feel.

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Benning Boy,
For a moment I had you confused with Emma Peel.
I guess anything short of a 1911 is just not enough for you---Thought a sense of humor was in order here,but I guess I was mistaken.
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