Mije is on the nightatand. My house is such a clusterfk by the time the goblin gets to us he has 3 broken legs broken 6other bones and sprung his hip joint so all i gotta do is bleary eyed stumble up to him and mercy shot...
"Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound." — L. Neil Smith
The problem with being stupid is you cannot simply decide to stop doing dumb things...
"I crapped my pants to avoid the draft!!" -Ted Nugent