Originally Posted by maksim
I know my brother, when he got into shooting, he always wanted to get a Desert Eagle in a 44mag or 50. His wife got him the 44mag in the desert eagle. Great gun. Brother loves it... but ammo costs a bit much, and he does not reload.
Boy if my wife ever showed up in my house with a Desert eagle two things would happen. First I would scream for about 30 minutes then I would call a divorce lawyer because I ain't stayin married to any women that is that mother effing stupid.
Judge: Why do you want a divorce Mr. Young?
Me: Well Your Honor she went and bought a desert Eagle.
Judge: So you do not like firearms.
Me. OH HELL NO, I love firearms.
Judge: So what is the problem?
Me: Well you see that Desert Eagle is unreliable worthless big as a school bus weighs as much as a full grown WWE wrestler looks like some 3 year old designed it. It spits brass in your face every time you pul the trigger unless you shoot it "Gansta Style". So it was reality this is the worst gun some one could buy and to spend $1500 on one is just totally stupid. Why well I don't have a boat.
Judge: What does having a boat have to do with owning this Desert Eagle thing.
Me: Because that is the only good use for one sir "A Boat Anchor".
Judge: So why the divorce Mr. Young.
Me: Beacuse Sir I am not stayin married to some one that is so stupid they bought a Desert Eagle. It may hinder my kids chances at a normal life.