I finally broker down and got one: Glock 23
I found it at a pawn shop for $500 out the door. It still has the copper grease in it. It cant have been fired. It has absolutely NO wear anywhere. No scrapes on the slide, ejection port, chamber. No residue of any kind. Looks brand new!
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