Ever consider it as a fictional item?
Looks like a cross between a px4 and usp compact.
Actually, it looks really, REALLY gay.
I could make a list of a bunch of guns i have, or "have", or wish I had. Why would one feel compelled to provide that infornation freely? Do you feel the need to show off? Is it some immature game of oneupsmanship?
Why do you feel it necessary to list your guns?