So for the rest of your married life with her she'll tell everyone "he gave me a handgun for a wedding present -- wrote 'you're my backup' on it."
Really? I know a guy who took his wedding photos at our shooting range -- he and his wife holding guns in their wedding ensemble (light blue tux -- what else). Before their bitter divorce, when he had one child and no money anymore, even shooters would always roll their eyes.
It's not the Superbowl and a Dorito's commercial.
This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.