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Old 02-25-2012, 06:59 AM   #1
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The Texas Cuckoo Clock

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem too upset in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock

cuckooed three times, then said 'oh ****.'

Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,

giggled, cuckooed twice more,

and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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Old 02-25-2012, 08:02 AM   #2
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ROFLMAO. That was a good one.
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