Lol I know. I have been joking around about that on another forum as well. One guy told me I should put the gun in a vise, and tie a string to the trigger.
Nah, I'm just going to wear some thick gloves, ear plugs, and safety glasses.
I actually spoke with a guy who has the same gun, and it jammed up on him until he started taking special care of it. Once he did, he said it was actually pretty reliable, and a great plinker. Nothing more, though.
I just went and bought a cleaning kit, Rem Oil, and a holster for it. It's all cleaned up, and looks new. Hopefully it will perform well, and not injure anyone or myself.