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Old 01-31-2012, 02:39 AM   #91
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Alright, you Jar Heads asked for it...

A Marine and a Soldier step into the latrine.

Both use the urinal then proceed to the lavatory where the Marine proceeds to wash his hands in a vigorous military manner.

The Soldier does not, he just checks his hair in the mirror and turns for the door.

The Marine shouts HEY SOLDIER! In the Corps we're taught to wash our hands after using the latrine!

The Soldier replies, "well Marine, in the Army they teach us not to PEE ON OUR FINGERS!

Tack

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Alright, you Jar Heads asked for it...

A Marine and a Soldier step into the latrine.

Both use the urinal then proceed to the lavatory where the Marine proceeds to wash his hands in a vigorous military manner.

The Soldier does not, he just checks his hair in the mirror and turns for the door.

The Marine shouts HEY SOLDIER! In the Corps we're taught to wash our hands after using the latrine!

The Soldier replies, "well Marine, in the Army they teach us not to PEE ON OUR FINGERS!

Tack
Ha ha ha very funny tack....course the army doesnt know what toilet paper is-they just use their hand and some sand

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Old 01-31-2012, 03:20 AM   #93
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Ha ha ha very funny tack....course the army doesnt know what toilet paper is-they just use their hand and some sand

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Nice...

Think I've still got some Sinai sand in my crack.

I just can't believe that after the last 3 pages of Leather Neck back slapping, IT TOOK 25 minutes for one of you guys to crack back on my Joke?

Nothing takes 25 minutes? You guys are SLIPPING.

God Bless the Marines...the keep the Armys feet dry when we wade ashore.
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MARINE.
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

It's a joke, ok. Semper Fi.

(don't need some jarhead with a Barrett 50 looking for me)

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Nice...

Think I've still got some Sinai sand in my crack.

I just can't believe that after the last 3 pages of Leather Neck back slapping, IT TOOK 25 minutes for one of you guys to crack back on my Joke?

Nothing takes 25 minutes? You guys are SLIPPING.

God Bless the Marines...the keep the Armys feet dry when we wade ashore.
No thats not the marines but all the dead left behind by the marines and i was talkin to my fiancee since the cops just left her work where she had to show a punk ass kid tryin to rob them a sig 226 chambered in 357 sig so ya it took me awhile but i think that over ranks the forum mon ami.

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MARINE.
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

It's a joke, ok. Semper Fi.

(don't need some jarhead with a Barrett 50 looking for me)
How about a 7.82 warbird?

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Now you're just showing off.
OK, I'll break out the Dillon Aero just in case.

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Now you're just showing off.
OK, I'll break out the Dillon Aero just in case.
Not showin off but i can by takin your ear off if you want just kiddin bell

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That's it. I'm ordering a red jacket flame throwing suppressed grenade launcher. Yeah, that's the ticket.

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That's it. I'm ordering a red jacket flame throwing suppressed grenade launcher. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Man by the time you have that ill have you tracked down, by the time you have it ill have you in the crosshairs cuz you see i already have my warbird built

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