I don't have that problem. 2x shirts, 38x30 pants. 250 lbs in summer, 275-300 during winter.
I could make a list of a bunch of guns i have, or "have", or wish I had. Why would one feel compelled to provide that infornation freely? Do you feel the need to show off? Is it some immature game of oneupsmanship?
Why do you feel it necessary to list your guns?