I would rather have to go to court than to the cemetery. That said, I don't carry on my person, only in my home and car and usually in my desk; i'm not often drunk in my car or at work, but may be at times when at home. If I was home, inebriated to some degree and had a break-in, I would want my firearm at hand.
I don't drain my own targets.
Dead Bears, the only good kind.