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Old 01-22-2012, 07:11 PM   #11
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Sometimes I wish I were a cop, my dad would be in jail so fast it'd make his AND mine heads spin. I know all his dirty secrets, and he's got like 6 DUIs. Apparently kissing a judge's ass actually gets a person somewhere.

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Sometimes I wish I were a cop, my dad would be in jail so fast it'd make his AND mine heads spin. I know all his dirty secrets, and he's got like 6 DUIs. Apparently kissing a judge's ass actually gets a person somewhere.
My MIL uses her dad to try and get out of everything
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My mil spends all my fil's disability checks at the dollar store on stupid **** and then bitches cause she cant pay the bills. She'll drive 14 miles to town today to get milk, then drive back to town tomorrow for bread then go again tuesday for tp, and so on. I dont know why she feels the need to go to town everyday burning fuel in the truck when it would be smarter to go once and get it all.
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My mil spends all my fil's disability checks at the dollar store on stupid **** and then bitches cause she cant pay the bills. She'll drive 14 miles to town today to get milk, then drive back to town tomorrow for bread then go again tuesday for tp, and so on. I dont know why she feels the need to go to town everyday burning fuel in the truck when it would be smarter to go once and get it all.
She may be doing something else while she's in town
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My MIL owes me and my lady about $3,500. She is a a real winner...

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Thanks Mates now I understand what Zombies are. They are Mother-in-Laws. Question;
Can you hunt them and is there a bag limit?
Curious Minds need to know!

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Can anyone out there explain to me what the fuss is about Zombies? . . .
I think the relevantly recent upswing ‘dates’ from this movie in 2004:

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I think the bag limit depends on the size of your bag.

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I must say I have a Great Mother-in-law. Is there any way I can put her on The Endangered Spices list?

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Only if she's really spicy. Otherwise, I don't think any hooman can be on that particular last...
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