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Old 03-31-2009, 07:45 PM   #111
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I don't want no dude wearing blue tights with his undies on the outside watching my 6.

But I will take Superman's heat ray vision They way I can burn all zombies to a crisp and then I can burn the cloths off my lady watchin my 6......
Trust me, I don't want him anywhere near my six...just couldn't think of anyone else capable of getting my target far enough out of the fallout zone.
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Bro, Jessica Biel is ultra hot, but she needs to decide if she is a sex symbol, or an actress, because she doesn't have the acting chops to pull off category two, and she needs to show more skin to be in category one....

The same can, oddly enough, be said for the other two "famous" Jessica's - none of them can act their way out of a closet and yet none of them are showing off the goods.....

Famous WHY again??
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Bro, Jessica Biel is ultra hot, but she needs to decide if she is a sex symbol, or an actress, because she doesn't have the acting chops to pull off category two, and she needs to show more skin to be in category one....

The same can, oddly enough, be said for the other two "famous" Jessica's - none of them can act their way out of a closet and yet none of them are showing off the goods.....

Famous WHY again??
true but there is pics of jessica alba with a see through green shirt that shows her goods pretty nice but i agree Biel deffinitly need to show us her goodies now one ?, who is the other jessica?
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true but there is pics of jessica alba with a see through green shirt that shows her goods pretty nice but i agree Biel deffinitly need to show us her goodies now one ?, who is the other jessica?
Being unable to dress yourself accordingly on the red carpet and not realizing that flash bulbs illuminate your bewbs ISN'T what being a sex symbol is about.

Alba has had SEVERAL "sexy chick" roles, where she consistantly is dressed in ridiculous panties, or we see a hint of a bra/cleavage and then the bedroom door closes or we get a cut seen to Dane Cooks' ugly mug....In the Fantastic 4 she's invisible when not wearing clothes... HELLO!! a cut scene to rear view as she runs behind something for cover would at least BE SOMETHING....

Biel gives us the bewb shot in that idiot Adam Sandler flick, and we see her in panties my high school girlfriend wore UNTIL we had sex for the 3rd or 4th time, then she got an upgrade to thongs and I have NEVER dated a girl since then that wears those damn things....

Jessica Simpson gives us legs galore in The Pukes from Hazard and some cleavage, but nothing....

NONE of them can act. Period.

No, by comparison....

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Angelina Jolie. Has anyone NOT seen her naked? And a couple of Academy Awards.

Haley Berry. Swordfish Anyone? Monster's Ball? Academy Award.

Scarlett Johansson. Lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz?? Nominated for 4 Golden Globes - clearly the gal can act....

Kim Basinger. The Getaway remake? HOT! Academy Award...

Charlize Theron. Raindeer Games, and a couple of others. Academy Award.

You can be hot, do a nude scene, and still be talented enough to win awards.

Or, you can be cast as a sex symbol with NO ACTING talent and never go anywhere except to the bank cashing checks from tickets bought by 15 year olds, but your fellow actors won't really respect your talents....
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You can’t have only one song as back ground music. It would drive me more nuts than the Zombies would so how about some Golden Earring: Radar love, When the Bullet Hits the Bone and Twilight Zone
When the Bullet Hits the Bone is Twilight Zone
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gun- a mateba unica 6 44mag
song- drumroll by p.o.s (or the basics by p.o.s)
back up - angelina jolie (if i had to pick one of her characters it would be fox from wanted)

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Okay, here goes. Since I am a noob to the whole weapons thing, I'm gonna have to go with a full tactical version of a 870 12 gauge. Common I know, but they look cool and would probably work well in the confines of the mall.

Next, the music blasting through the PA would be Rob Zombie's "Never Gonna Stop Me". That should get my adrenline going if the the shot gun blasts don't!

Next, my second would be John Wayne, but he'd have to be on his horse and charging down the mall like he was charging across the meadow in True Grit. You know, both guns blazing (kind of makes up for my cool but limited choice of weapons) and reigns in mouth. The whole bit.

Finally, when all is over with and John goes back to the wax museum (he's dead you know) I'll need a new "second". This time it'd be Sarah Chalke (Elliot from Scrubs). She's cute (does underwear commercials now) and I think would be all 'round fun to hang with after killing zombies and you need to drink some beers and "loosen up". Of course, after she kisses my boo-boo's. Hey, she is a doctor!

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weapons of choice to slay zombies=m-60E4...side arm S.A.1911 .45

covering my back val kilmer sporting his hk-91 from the movie (HEAT)

rosie o'donald..just cause she want be armed and it will be fun watching the zomibes tear her fatass apart...& most of them will die from high cholesterol poison

jamming to METALLICA's SEEK & DESTROY..anything from the kill'em all album..
& anything from SLAYER!..JUST THE SOLO ENDING played really loud 180dbs (prince Lets go Crazy)..hes a bad little smurf on guitar...

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<------- have you seen me..... large whte gorilla..... aint no zombie messin with that... I'd run through a pack of zombies and give double hand claps and watch their heads explode........

with go away playin in the back ground.....

The vision of that was awesome!
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weapons of choice to slay zombies=m-60E4...side arm S.A.1911 .45

covering my back val kilmer sporting his hk-91 from the movie (HEAT)

rosie o'donald..just cause she want be armed and it will be fun watching the zomibes tear her fatass apart...& most of them will die from high cholesterol poison

jamming to METALLICA's SEEK & DESTROY..anything from the kill'em all album..
& anything from SLAYER!..JUST THE SOLO ENDING played really loud 180dbs (prince Lets go Crazy)..hes a bad little smurf on guitar...

I prematurely quoted... You made some great points. The movie HEAT has one of the best gun battles ever in it and it would be a slow humiliating death for the zombies after tearing into that nasty a** Rosie.
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