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Old 02-13-2013, 06:11 PM   #11
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Fat jared from the subway commercials
Fat oprah
larry the cable guy
Michelle obama
Chris christie

Why??

i can outrun all those lard @sses and it will take the zombies a good long time to eat them



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Forgot to add- I REALLY like your crew

Mine would consist of Kate Beckinsale-
I figure she's all i'd need

That is a mighty fine choice


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Chuck Norris, Hickok45(yt),Mikhail Kalashnikov, Justin Bieber(as a shield), an d Bruce Lee

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Fat jared from the subway commercials
Fat oprah
larry the cable guy
Michelle obama
Chris christie

Why??

i can outrun all those lard @sses and it will take the zombies a good long time to eat them
I like it!! I bet I could outrun them... Can I change my Bieber to Oprah? I have always hated her.
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Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Barney Frank
Eric Holder
Kathleen Sebelious

Hell, Zombies gotta eat too, right? They might as well perform a public service when doing so.

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I like it!! I bet I could outrun them... Can I change my Bieber to Oprah? I have always hated her.
Just call them a duo
Less oppi eats beeme first
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Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Barney Frank
Eric Holder
Kathleen Sebelious

Hell, Zombies gotta eat too, right? They might as well perform a public service when doing so.
One problem all the one's you named have no brains!

My choices:

1. Clint Smith
2. Heidi Smith
3. Chuck Mawhinney
4. John "Lofty" Wiseman
5. Chuck Yeager
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Just call them a duo
Less oppi eats beeme first
hmmm damn i didnt think about that... what if all 5 corner me?? that fat lard belly christie might start eating before im fully dead!!!
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hmmm damn i didnt think about that... what if all 5 corner me?? that fat lard belly christie might start eating before im fully dead!!!
Thats a cold hard possibility --
Do not--i repeat do not listen to opie talk!!
You'll fall asleep & become dinner

And Jon, theres a couple on your list that classify as zombies so they can't count
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One problem all the one's you named have no brains!

My choices:

1. Clint Smith
2. Heidi Smith
3. Chuck Mawhinney
4. John "Lofty" Wiseman
5. Chuck Yeager
I'm sure theirs plenty of unused brain matter to keep the zombies fed.


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