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Old 10-02-2009, 08:34 PM   #11
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This is a pretty easy task for me. As I contain a vast knowledge of infrastructure, construction, hydraulics, and linguistics My first pick right out of the box is JD. He's the mother effing jedi of small arms and someone smart enough to talk to without wanting to sever his vocal chords.

My two women are Jess and Samples...mostly because I don't know two other women at FTF. You bitches better be hot, or you'll be food. Just kidding (maybe)

My next budro is BKT. I think if there is one member of FTF that might truly get me (and vice versa) it is this man. He’s a wealth of every type of useful information and extremely intelligent.. Intelligence is highly valued in my colony, though I will add one or two mental midgets for their other, well needed, traits.

SkullCrusher because he is a hunter/fisher and has a sharp mind. Benning, because he can keep morale up, has a calming affect on angry people, and is often the voice of reason, and like Skull, he is able to think 5 steps ahead of the competition.

Robocop10mm because his is a man's man and probably not impotent like most of the rest of my crew (they were selected for this trait) Robo will head up my eugenics program as I develop a super race of badass ninja children who can eff up anyone defying the colony.

Tango will spearhead my special forces. Anyone that angry is going to unleash a mighty fury on enemies of the colony. SGT-Miller will be his ammo boy. IGETEVEN as sergeant, and NGIB as Lt Colonel because of their experience and practicality, and I assume, tactical know how. They will also head up the conscription team. The general knowledge between them covers anything I may be lacking…i.e. mechanics and electronics. NGIB is an engineer after all. He will also be in charge of turning coconuts into radios and laser beams for our “Pink Floyd” laser show/mixer..

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and Canebrake because you don't get that old and crotchety without knowing a thing or two about a thing or two. Both can handle themselves in a fight, and both are wise enough to know when not to fight. They can see the big picture without giving in to fiery emotions.

This is my colony, and God help any sorry sons of bitches within 10 clicks of our land.

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Thanks Ineff for your vote of confidence in my breeding ability. I will do my best to father the super race.

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What??????????????? Which part are you questioning, rifles or guy??
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You have to ask?
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This may become epic, or it can crash and burn like Tango not finishing the Tango Novel in the Bunker even though he said he would.

This is an exercise of knowing those around you (this is a community) and what practical things you know about fellow community members. To communiqué with the fourm is to be a part of the community.

Not 20 years ago, you could ask any person of a neighborhood or a sub-division what your neighbor did for a living and you would get a forthright and positively correct answer. What do you know of your neighbors? What about those who are a part of the same community and those persons with whom you actually interact and chat?

Hmmmm. Makes one think.



**As I type this, Ineff has named his colony. Can you better his good choices and reasons? Your "Colony" can have the same members. If you can come up with more specific practical reasons you can better Ineff's "Colony" and survive while his regresses to Nethanderthals. Pick your own for practical reasons. Keep in mind, the majoity of members are firearm owners who can actually use them...we can all shoot...

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Ineff has been confused, so lest there be any doubt about either the rifle,or the guy:
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You are a hideous woman! I shall kill my informant promptly.

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*snicker* I was waiting for the crash.

The burn was a controlled *burn* I believe.

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Did i miss the part where somebody picked a person for their machinist skills? IIRC, there are at least two people with that valuable skill on this forum, maybe not on the village blacksmith level, but you gotta start somewhere. Also, aren't there a few gunsmiths out there and reloaders (i can think of two, but don't want to leave anyone out). Assuming there is still some fuel around, a truck driver/transportation specialist/heavy equipment person would be good to have around (SKSguy?). Don't forget the brewers; a life without fun is no life worth living, IMO (dunerunner et al.).

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Okay, I'm gonna give this a go....

1) Jess (female 1)
2) Samples (female 2)
3) Skull - general outdoors knowledge
4) JD - as has been stated, small arms extroidinaire, and gunsmithing knowledge AND experience
5) SGTMiller - strategic knowledge and training skillz (way too much skill for just a simple "s" )
6) Robocop - every group needs a Juggernaut.
7) MattG - explosives training and strategic knowledge, and heavy equipment expertise
8) Benning - keeping everyone zen, and general knowledge (also, blades dont run out of ammo)
9) Stalkingbear - firearms and survivalist knowledge mother load.
10) Tango - gotta channel that anger into productive energy
11) Goju - someone with like-minded theological ideas to mine.
12) Inef - again, wealth of general knowledge. Knowledge + Experience = priceless.

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