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Old 08-11-2009, 05:22 PM   #1
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We've all seen them. The poorly dubbed, poorly acted, 70's-80's era Shaw Brothers Kung Fu film. "You killed my teacher, you b@$tard!"

Many times, characters were identified by a particular skill or physical trait that became the characters name for the rest of the film. "Golden Arm", or "White Eyebrow" or "Buddha Palm" spring to mind.

Well, I killed your teacher with my "Habanero Gas."

What's your name, so we can fight? Hmmphhhh!

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Kung Fu Nickname Generator

I kid you not, I did this and got Bruce Lee.... LOL

You can choose the following list for your nickname:
1.Ahato Mastarday
2.Bruce Lee
3.Shun Leep
4.Shang Tsung
5.Liu Kang
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"Crushing Palm". It is very difficult to strike back with multiple fractured meta-carpals. Even if you are whacked on PCP, your punches will be like jello without proper osteo support.

For those with a good Tae Kwon Do game, I believe the judicious application of wire cutters to the Achilles tendon will neutralize your Bill Wallace like antics.

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I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Oh, wait...

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Kung Fu Nickname Generator

I kid you not, I did this and got Bruce Lee.... LOL

You can choose the following list for your nickname:
1.Ahato Mastarday
2.Bruce Lee
3.Shun Leep
4.Shang Tsung
5.Liu Kang
I don't get it, I got the same list. We can't have 50 Liu Kangs running around.

Besides, you have to make it uniquely yours, like Silver Chest.

Hmmmpphhh. Let's see your 1911 style! Right!
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Call me: Ching Chang Pow

Ching = the sound of the slide of my pistol sliding back

Chang = the sound of the slide of my pistol slamming forward

Pow = the last sound you ever hear.........

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I don't get it, I got the same list. We can't have 50 Liu Kangs running around.

Besides, you have to make it uniquely yours, like Silver Chest.

Hmmmpphhh. Let's see your 1911 style! Right!
Well, that sucks. I tried two different names and got different lists, so I assumed it was random.... LOL

I will therefor be:

Master Wheezing Breath - From the Dunlap Monastery, in the Sourdough Province.

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You can't make this sh*t up...My kung Fu name is Okidoki...So much for everyone being scared sh*tless of my name. "Here comes Okidoki..."

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You can't make this sh*t up...My kung Fu name is Okidoki...So much for everyone being scared sh*tless of my name. "Here comes Okidoki..."
LMAO!!

That's Master Okidoki. From the RightByMe School. Near thatwillwork, in the yupyougotit Province.
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Be jealous JD...

1.Chan Lee
2.Chuck Norris
3.Shajadpa Boxing
4.Ahato Mastarday
5.Dimac

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