Your Shaw Bros. Kung Fu Name
 

We've all seen them. The poorly dubbed, poorly acted, 70's-80's era Shaw Brothers Kung Fu film. "You killed my teacher, you b@$tard!"

Many times, characters were identified by a particular skill or physical trait that became the characters name for the rest of the film. "Golden Arm", or "White Eyebrow" or "Buddha Palm" spring to mind.

Well, I killed your teacher with my "Habanero Gas."

What's your name, so we can fight? Hmmphhhh!

Kung Fu Nickname Generator

I kid you not, I did this and got Bruce Lee.... LOL

You can choose the following list for your nickname:
1.Ahato Mastarday
2.Bruce Lee
3.Shun Leep
4.Shang Tsung
5.Liu Kang

"Crushing Palm". It is very difficult to strike back with multiple fractured meta-carpals. Even if you are whacked on PCP, your punches will be like jello without proper osteo support.

For those with a good Tae Kwon Do game, I believe the judicious application of wire cutters to the Achilles tendon will neutralize your Bill Wallace like antics.

I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Oh, wait...

I don't get it, I got the same list. We can't have 50 Liu Kangs running around.

Besides, you have to make it uniquely yours, like Silver Chest.

Hmmmpphhh. Let's see your 1911 style! Right!:eek:

Call me: Ching Chang Pow

Ching = the sound of the slide of my pistol sliding back

Chang = the sound of the slide of my pistol slamming forward

Pow = the last sound you ever hear.........

Well, that sucks. I tried two different names and got different lists, so I assumed it was random.... LOL

I will therefor be:

Master Wheezing Breath - From the Dunlap Monastery, in the Sourdough Province. :cool:

JD

You can't make this sh*t up...My kung Fu name is Okidoki...So much for everyone being scared sh*tless of my name. "Here comes Okidoki..." :confused:

LMAO!!

That's Master Okidoki. From the RightByMe School. Near thatwillwork, in the yupyougotit Province. :D

Be jealous JD...

1.Chan Lee
2.Chuck Norris
3.Shajadpa Boxing
4.Ahato Mastarday
5.Dimac