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Benning Boy 02-18-2009 02:32 PM

Your life, starring
Hollywood decides to do your life story. You get to pick the actor, except Brad Pitt, as a way of getting to Angie by proxy, Mr.D.

What actor comes closest to pulling off a convincing you?

hunter Joe 02-18-2009 02:36 PM

Meatloaf. Paradise by the dashboard lights.

Dillinger 02-18-2009 02:42 PM

You know, Lewis Black had to audition for a television sit com based on his stand up routine and didn't get the part. Unbeknownst to him, there were a better Lewis Black running around.

Charlie Chaplan once came in third in a Charlie Chaplan look a like contest...

I make the best me available for filming, though it does violate my agreement with the Justice Department under terms of my "relocation".

I don't think one actor in Hollywood could get me right. They are all too weapon ignorant, or too good looking, or too Left leaning, or too good looking... Wait, what was I saying? :D


canebrake 02-18-2009 02:42 PM

John Goodman in his Walter Sobchak role.

"Nihilists! F**k me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National So******m, Dude, at least it's an ethos. "

AsmelEduardo 02-18-2009 02:43 PM

Kevin James
Kevin James (King of Queens) girlfriend says that I'm the mix (only the bad of they ;)) of Doug (the roll that he make in King of Queens) and Jim (Jim Belushi's roll in According to Jim)
After a tanning ...he could be me :D

canebrake 02-18-2009 02:57 PM Asmel

Benning Boy 02-18-2009 03:59 PM

I think if he gained 50 pounds, slouched and mumbled alot, and scratched every now and then, Vin Diesel has me aced.

On second thought, if he lost 50 pounds and mumbled less, Seagal.:)

Jo da Plumbr 02-18-2009 04:32 PM

Chuck Norris
I'm always being told I look like him. Of course a movie about my life would not be quite the action film Chucks used to.

P.S Christy Brinkly as my leading lady would be OK with me! :rolleyes:

JiroZero713 02-18-2009 04:47 PM

Jim Carrey

Shingles44 02-18-2009 04:47 PM

I would say Jet Li is a perfect fit for me. However, he would need to be about a foot taller, completely un-skilled in the arts of marshall, spend a lot more time napping, and be a little (or a lot) less Asian. Yep, perfect match.

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